Is this how my day is going to go?
I go to toss my keys to my sister and they have a lanyard on them 
it got caught on my finger, came back at me, hit the wall and then my head.
So I was minding my own business about to pay for gas when..
Fugly white boy gangster wanna be: Hey tall girl!
Me: *looks back*
Fugly white boy gangster wanna be: *smug look on his face* Hey girl
Me: *turns around and ignores him*
Fugly white boy gangster wanna be: Why you ignoring me?
Me: (starting to get pissed off)
Fugly white boy gangster wanna be: What your baby daddy won't let you talk other guys?
Me: (still ignoring him)
Fugly white boy gangster wanna be: Why are you ignoring me? ..that's what prostitutes do, they ignore people.
Me: In my head I'm thinking are you fucking kidding me? how the fuck are you still alive when all I wan't to do is beat your dumb ass.. did you really just refer to me as a un-married-child-having-prostitute? dumbass. The ONLY thing we will ever have in common is we both like women.
Players fight for the snitch and quaffle at the Quidditch World Cup, held this weekend in New York City.
Photos by Brian Bedder for The Daily
